The 12 Gifts of Christmas, #7- the Forwarders
Don’t swallow that gum! It will stay in your stomach for seven years. I know it’s true because I heard a kid in the back of the bus tell me so when I was in third grade. He also told me that the average human swallows 8 spiders while they sleep and that Taco Bell serves grade E meat. Everyone knows that’s the same stuff they put in dog food.
I’m so glad that we have the internet now and everyone can look up these obviously erroneous “facts” instead of spreading them. What’s that you say? The magic portal of digital information is being used to spread this type of tomfoolery? Inconceivable!
At Christmastime two “urban legends” always seem to surface that really grate on my nerves. I dislike them because most of the people spreading the lies know they are false, but feel that the message outweighs the lie. Perhaps you’ve heard these:
1. The candy cane was designed as a way to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas.
- shaped like a shepherd’s staff
- Three small stripes representing the Trinity
- Red to represent Christ’ blood
- White to represent His purity
2. Each of the gifts in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song represents something from the Bible.
- Partridge in a pear tree- Jesus on the cross
- 3 French hens- love, joy, and peace or the wise men
- 5 golden rings- the Pentateuch
- 11 pipers piping- the true apostles minus Judas
I guess there’s nothing blatantly dangerous about these interpretations, but they are not the reason those traditions were started. These stories are placing spiritual significance where it was never intended to be. I have no problem with a Sunday School teacher handing out candy canes and saying “Do you know what these remind me of? Notice the colors…” but it is a blatant lie to say “A candy maker in Indiana wanted to make sure that he was celebrating the real meaning of Christmas so…”
My gift to all of you who spread these falsities is a simple link: www.snopes.com. Okay, here’s two more links specifically relating to the stories above:
Legend of the Candy Cane
12 Days of Christmas
I’m not trying to bring down Christmas or the many illustrations of God’s love that this time of year provides. I just want us to think very carefully about this question- Is the truth good enough?
*Not the twelve days of Christmas, we’ve been over this already.
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