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I keep an Outlook folder for funny emails. Not dumb pictures of cats or the long jokes that people forward because I delete those immediately. This folder is for unintentionally funny emails and most of them are spam and phishing. Enjoy these excerpts:
Subject: new ladie profiles
My age is 26.
My search are for man to start a big friendship and may be more.
That “big friendship” sounds really appealing, but the personal “sweet kiss” at the end was really touching.
Subject: Let’s be friends
I really want to meet a reliable and kind-hearted man. I don’t need an Ideal Man – I need the one that is right for me. Maybe, this man are you?
If sending out mass emails is your best approach for meeting men, it’s probably best to keep your expectations low. The “Ideal man” probably has a better spam filter than I do.
Subject: Newsletter Fri, 17 Dec 2010 13:07:23 -0300
Special News for you!
Do you want a prosperous future, increase in money earning power, and the admiration of all?
We can assist with Diplomas from prestigious universities based on your present knowledge and work experience.
I already have a college degree so I almost deleted this one, but then I noticed that their degree would bring me the “admiration of all.” So far my degree hasn’t done that so maybe there’s something to this and I better hurry because it’s only available on days they send out this email!
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I am calling their 900 number immediately to see if I can get a degree in English!
On a completely unrelated note, I just got Farmville request for the first time in months.